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{"fact":"A 2007 Gallup poll revealed that both men and women were equally likely to own a cat.","length":85}
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{"fact":"On average, cats spend 2\/3 of every day sleeping. That means a nine-year-old cat has been awake for only three years of its life.","length":129}
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