{"slip": { "id": 31, "advice": "Never let your Mother cut your hair."}}
{"slip": { "id": 224, "advice": "Don't drink bleach."}}
{"fact":"A cat has approximately 60 to 80 million olfactory cells (a human has between 5 and 20 million).","length":96}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Did you hear about the hungry clock?","punchline":"It went back four seconds.","id":63}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Why are graveyards so noisy?","punchline":"Because of all the coffin.","id":301}
{"fact":"The biggest wildcat today is the Siberian Tiger. It can be more than 12 feet (3.6 m) long (about the size of a small car) and weigh up to 700 pounds (317 kg).","length":158}
{"fact":"The largest breed of cat is the Ragdoll with males weighing in at 1 5 to 20 lbs. The heaviest domestic cat on record was a neutered male tabby named Himmy from Queensland, Australia who weighed 46 lbs. 1 5 oz.","length":209}
{"slip": { "id": 1, "advice": "Remember that spiders are more afraid of you, than you are of them."}}
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{"fact":"Cats, especially older cats, do get cancer. Many times this disease can be treated successfully.","length":96}
{"slip": { "id": 108, "advice": "Don't ever name files or folders using the word \"Final\"."}}
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