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{"slip": { "id": 20, "advice": "Don't put off breaking up with someone when you know you want to. Prolonging the situation only makes it worse."}}

{"fact":"Cats lose almost as much fluid in the saliva while grooming themselves as they do through urination.","length":100}

{"slip": { "id": 224, "advice": "Don't drink bleach."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 57, "advice": "If you get stuck, try doing the opposite of what the solution requires."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 173, "advice": "Always bet on black."}}

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