{"slip": { "id": 46, "advice": "Try going commando to an important meeting, NB: don't wear a skirt."}}
{"slip": { "id": 4, "advice": "Cars are bad investments."}}
{"slip": { "id": 17, "advice": "Sometimes it's best to ignore other people's advice."}}
{"fact":"Unlike other cats, lions have a tuft of hair at the end of their tails.","length":71}
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{"slip": { "id": 211, "advice": "No \"brand\" is your friend."}}
{"slip": { "id": 61, "advice": "Once in a while, eat some sweets you used to enjoy when you were younger."}}
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{"fact":"The largest breed of cat is the Ragdoll with males weighing in at 1 5 to 20 lbs. The heaviest domestic cat on record was a neutered male tabby named Himmy from Queensland, Australia who weighed 46 lbs. 1 5 oz.","length":209}
{"slip": { "id": 224, "advice": "Don't drink bleach."}}
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